{"title":"Sweatshirts ⭐ NEW!","description":"\u003cp\u003eButtery soft, ridiculously cozy, and one more thing your pet will try to claim as their own.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"breaking-news-it-was-never-your-bed-sweatshirt","title":"Breaking News: It Was Never Your Bed. - Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.4; margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 12px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent;\"\u003eBecause your pet obsession deserves to be worn proudly. This isn't just a sweatshirt - it's a personality statement, a conversation starter, and honestly probably the most accurate thing in your closet. Wear it to the dog park, the grocery store, or anywhere you need people to immediately understand your priorities. No explanation needed. They'll either get it or they won't - and honestly that tells you everything you need to know about them. 🐾\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.4; margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent;\"\u003eThe Lane Seven LS14004 is a premium unisex crewneck sweatshirt with a regular fit that runs true to size. 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margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 12px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent;\"\u003eBecause your pet obsession deserves to be worn proudly. This isn't just a sweatshirt - it's a personality statement, a conversation starter, and honestly probably the most accurate thing in your closet. Wear it to the dog park, the grocery store, or anywhere you need people to immediately understand your priorities. No explanation needed. They'll either get it or they won't - and honestly that tells you everything you need to know about them. 🐾\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.4; margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent;\"\u003eThe Lane Seven LS14004 is a premium unisex crewneck sweatshirt with a regular fit that runs true to size. 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