I Barked at Nothing Again. You're Welcome.

I Barked at Nothing Again. You're Welcome.

I heard you call me. I chose peace instead.

I knocked it over because it had bad energy.

I like to eat grass then throw up.

I made you a hairball. You're welcome.

I SAID: I need to go out again.

I told you dinner is at 5. It's 5:01

I wasn't ignoring you. I just didn't care.

I'll sleep where I want. But thanks anyway : )

It's been approximately seven years since dinner.

SO sorry. I thought that was a scratching post. My bad.

That's my spot - you're sitting in my spot.

The Mailman is Back. This is not a drill.

You can pet me. Three times. Then I bite.

You Had One Job. Feed Me.

You Had One Job. Feed Me. (Fancy)

You left for 5 minutes. I suffered for hours.

You're late. I'm starving.

Your schedule? Never heard of it.